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bohemea:

waxandmilk:

Recipe for Rihanna’s “Rude Boy” video (serves 2 to 4)

1 lrg 12oz premium Angus free-range Grace Jones
5 cups of M.I.A. circa 2007
3 cans Andy Warhol
2 tbsp Keith Haring
1/2 pint of Jamaica
1 tsp Bjorn Borg sunglasses
1 tsp Casio G-Shocks
1 tsp Jennifer Lopez booty
dash of vintage Sheila E. (year 1984)

Cut up large chunks of Grace Jones. Mix with M.I.A. and Andy Warhol. Stir. Keep stirring in circular motion and add Jamaica. Sprinkle Keith Haring. Let cool for 1 hour. Serve in medium-size bowl. Add dash of Sheila E. and J.Lo booty for garnish. Use sparingly. Season with Bjorn Borg sunglasses and Casio G-Shocks according to taste.

ED. NOTE: “dammmn, gurrrlll”